but what if
maybe you can put down the clown
Yeah, I might have watched a movie and gotten kind of mad.
This is seriously a trope I’d love to never see again though.
Halloween falls right in the middle of asexual awareness week.
So, like, I’m not saying asexuals are super awesome skeleton warriors, but let’s look at the facts here…
Decided to make a handy graphic after seeing a lot of misinformation spread around tumblr. Current science isn’t perfect and definitions are bound to change, but I wanted to push back against the hostile attitude against it because it seems like a lot of people are being hostile for the wrong reasons.
Please let me know if there are any factual errors, thank you :)
september 30, 11:59 pm:
october 1, 12:00 am:
Some Karkat and Sollux for your soul
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Your name is SPOOPY SKERRY and you FUCKING LOVE OCTOBER.
Your hobbies include collecting SKELETON MEMORABILIA, reading SPOOKY STORIES, and snapping PHOTOGRAPHS of GLOOMY TROLL GRAVEYARDS and posting them on your TROLLMBLR. (The more FLOATING ORBS that show up in your pictures, the better.) You have a vast collection of HILARIOUSLY AWFUL HORROR MOVIES that you watch while cramming your face with TOOTH-ROTTING SWEETS.
Your favorite activity by far, however, is TRICK-OR-TREATING. With the aid of your loyal GHOSTMOM and your trusty CANDYGOURDKIND, you venture out into the sultry dawn to bestow TRICKS and TREATS on your unsuspecting neighbors.
There are some trolls who like to tease you for your blood color, but you simply tell them that through your creepy veins flows PURE PUMPKIN SPICE, which everyone knows is the noblest of flavors.
Your Trollian handle is creepyKooky and you tend toOoOo speEeEak in a voOoOoice that quAaAaAavers.
OH MY GOD THAT’S ADORABLE
sometimes i think about what if the trolls never played sgrub and feferi became empress
and she won in a showdown with the condesce, but let her live b/c feferi
so the condesce just sort of became her racist grandma that tries feebly to cull her on occasion by whacking her with her cane
~*~*~condy the racist ancestor~*~*~
Can we get a comic series about this holy fuck