please tell me im not the only one who remembers that photoset/gif that went around where it has the final scenes of death note where light is trying to defend himself but someone replaced the text so it was him teaching them how to swim
So, there’s this girl. She’s tragically orphaned and richer than anyone on the planet. Every guy she meets falls in love with her, but in between torrid romances she rejects them all because she dedicated to what is Pure and Good. She has genius level intellect, Olympic-athelete level athletic ability and incredible good looks. She is consumed by terrible angst, but this only makes guys want her more. She has no superhuman abilities, yet she is more competent than her superhuman friends and defeats superhumans with ease. She has unshakably loyal friends and allies, despite the fact she treats them pretty badly. They fear and respect her, and defer to her orders. Everyone is obsessed with her, even her enemies are attracted to her. She can plan ahead for anything and she’s generally right with any conclusion she makes. People who defy her are inevitably wrong.
God, what a Mary Sue.
I just described Batman.”
WILL AUTO-REBLOG FOREVER.
Tbh, i knew this was Batman the second i read “tragically orphaned”…(via mechanicusdeus)
DID SOMEONE SAY ARADIA DAY
five nights at freddys more like
putting “ohio” in scare quotes whenever you talk about it to give off the impression that you’re not entirely sure whether or not “ohio” is technically a real place
humidity, corn, rock ‘n roll and setting rivers on fire what more could you want
A Bismuth Geode. Looks like a cyborgenetic egg
FUCK nintendo (opens my wallet) i CANNOT believe they’re selling this shit (pulls out $150) an entirely new fucking console that’s exactly like the old one (gives money to cashier) all it is is a new fucking button the 3ds doesnt have (goes home with my new 3ds ll) this is fucking bullshit god damn it (buys and plays all the games that come out for it) fuck nintendo
Well damn Jessica
Long story short, I brought my Trickster!Dirk cosplay to school today because reasons, and my math teacher went “Hand me that” so of course I kinda have a mini heart attack like oh shit I’m in trouble, but then took my lollipop,marched to the front of the classroom, and prOCEEDED TO TEACH THE REST OF THE CLASS USING IT AS A POINTER
‘it’s not cold’ said the PE teacher with a coat on
“running for 20 minutes isn’t that bad”, said the PE teacher from the chair
‘you’ve got to stay healthy’ said the PE teacher eating a mars bar
“Being on your period is no excuse.” said the male PE teacher with no uterus