dennisillustration:

drunkfeferi:

jaredpadaleckijr:

imgfave:

Posted by philburt

yeah thats cute, but imagine how heartbroken he will be when he finds out it’s not real.

And that is a DAMN good response to the age old issue.

nflstreet:

feeling your computer getting slower though the years is one of the most heartbreaking things ever

thequeerclone:

the fact that there have no leaked nudes in my dashboard proves that i’m following the right people

isnerdy:

rj4gui4r:

slussy:

Frankenstein enters into a body building competition and finds he has seriously misunderstood the objective

FOR THE LAST TIME, FRANKENSTEIN WAS THE NAME OF THE DOCTOR

…a doctor who built a body.

electrikmoonlight:

Kristen is tired of shitty girl power movies

I apologize to Kirsten Stewart for all the times I made fun of her acting in twilight

Anonymous whispered:
when i was kanaya a nepeta called me catmeowa

homestuckrpproblems:

How does that even make sense I dont even

Y’all be crazy

-Jack

squeakchic:

casker:

I FIND SUCH ENORMOUS JOY IN MINIATURE THINGS

oh i thought this was just a bad case of yaoi hands

Sensory Overload and how to cope.

(click on images to zoom)

pemsylvania:

superlongscarf:

Current length:

104’ .5”

WOW! 100 feet down! Only …..5300 more to go. Oh boy. This might take a while.

im following this blog where this person is trying to knit a mile long scarf this is amazing and deserves more attention

sarcasticsadism:

theterry:

japhers:

folwer:

but its important

IM SORRY BUT IM DYING THEY LOOK LIKE A BOY BAND

Their Song List

I couldn’t help it. Phrases make the best song titles.

(Also 100% shipping Tulip with Cactus. I don’t even know why, I must.)

Let’s make this the new fandom

student: can i borrow a pencil
teacher: i don't know, CAN you?
student: yes, also colloquial irregularities occur frequently in any language and since you and the rest of our present company understood my intended meaning, being particular about the distinctions between "can" and "may" is purely pedantic and arguably pretentious

 

radskaters:

idk i saw a shirt that said “we can’t date if you dont sk8” on it and i